Adam Fills In the Blank

Procrastipation:

When you've been waiting all day, and decide to put it off until tomorrow.

typoing

Kinda like typing, but with less coordination. Hey, you try it at a thirty-degree angle! (No, don't ask. You're better off not knowing.)

I realize I've finished my cereal,

and then realize that I am supposed to be eating dinner at this point. Boy, I AM tired.

A friend nods a greeting; I nod back.

And one thing leads to another. Right there on the table. God knows it was better than the food...

Where have all

... the flowers gone... I realize that when I tiptoed through the tulips, the odor made them sing the Liebestod.

... my therapy sessions gone? I thought my HMO covered it, but then again, they were overhauled by Newt & Co.

... my friends gone? I really did shower this morning!

er...

Fatty acids globulate together in my abdomen.

Happy seven-month anniversary!

I've ripped up my floor tiles in your honor.

I've messed up so many

words in the shorthand of this essay... But what fun it is to be the person typoing this essay. (I told you I would typo it for you...)

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